“Rain Is A Good Thing” by Luke Bryan

This song is a blatant ripoff of Brad Paisley’s “Water”, only a whole lot stupider. It was built around one of the most annoying lyrical conceits in country history (‘rain makes corn/corn makes whiskey/whiskey makes my baby/feel a little frisky’). Luke Bryan’s done worse than this (after all, this is the guy responsible for the country/booty-jam fusion “Country Girl (Shake It For Me))”, but that’s not much of an exoneration for this utterly worthless song.